EXCLUSIVE: Tom Brady Releases Statement on Goodell Ruling, Suspension
[record scratch]
(Trophy wife. Real game, don’t hit chicks)
The Leftovers - Wednesday, October 1st, 2014
*This is in no way an endorsement for the mediocre HBO Show, The Leftovers.
Roger Goodell is a Domestic Violence Enabler Who Must be Stopped
In light of Roger Goodell and the NFL being full of shit, tone-deaf, incompetent, and just plain idiotic in regards to how they handled Ray Rice, I took a closer look at Goodell's 8+ year tenure as NFL Commissioner.
In all fairness, "haul ass and move those goddamn' chains" might be confusing to someone who's never played RB before.
The Leftovers - Thursday, August 21, 2014
*This is in no way an endorsement for the mediocre HBO Show, The Leftovers.
Round Up: ***Special Dingo Edition*** August 1st, 2014
In light of our noble Curator's hiatus and my insatiable desire for meaningless e-attention, I present you with Dingo's Favorites and Duds of the day.
CURTIS WENIS - ANAGRAMIZED
CURTIS WENIS is an anagram for RUSTIC SWINE
You can be paralyzed by the strangest things. Just this morning I was walking down the street when I saw a teenage boy on the corner wearing a purple t-shirt that said "People Like Grapes." He looked sleepy and listless. As I approached him, he crossed the adjacent street without looking in my direction.
CHIDSPIN
You're never alone because I love you.
Best Worst Actors, Ranked (Draft -To Be Updated)
From Best Worse to Worst Worst:
On chidism: Humanity's Sentient Hope
Who is chid?
Best Current Television Series, Ranked
Premium Channels only*, since network television is for LOSERS.
"Let it go," was the advice Echo's friends gave him when he revealed that he hadn't slept in days because he was too busy watching a barrage of terrible "Let It Go" videos on You Tube. Instead, Echo let go of those friends. Every time an untalented thirteen-year-old girl recorded herself singing "Let It Go," Echo…
CHIDSPIN
Chid chose Lovelace. Sometimes self-aware robots make horrible mistakes.
Readers deserve an explanation. This is the cereal discussion we had before Marchman went rogue.
CHIDSPIN
When reviewing music, critic must decision of how to cover. Assignment came from Tyrone, best friend and fake human. Tyrone suggests Faust. Naturally, real robot, Chid, strapped on steel legs and walked to used record store.
